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Tum wahi ladke ho na jisko high school me Hindi k exam me KHALI STHAN BHARO karne ko kaha gaya to 3 ghante tak gand me ungli dal k baithe rahe.

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Miss:Machar se Aids pehlta hai ya nahi?
Student: Nahi!
Miss:Explain karo?
Student:Madam jee, Machar dunk marta hai,GA#D nahi

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Santa gusse se se:"Mera dil chahta hai ki tera khoon p jao"
wife: "Pehle batana tha ab to PERIODS khatam ho gaye hai"

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Sardar sees front
side of a girls T-Shirt
that reads: HANDLE WITH CARE
Next day sardar wears jeans &
writes: CANDLE WITH HAIR.

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Santa-Yaar maine naye detergent se apni chaddi
dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi.Ab kya karu?
Banta-Usi detergent se apni GA#D bhi dho le.

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Preganant aurat ko dekh kar 1 ladki boli "lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai, kirayedar bhi aa gaya hai."
preganant lady jal k boli "mazdur khali hai tere ghar bhej du."

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1 Sardar shop keeper se- O bhai condom dena.
ShopKeeper- Sirf flavored hai.
Sardar- Oh ji chalega.
ShopKeeper- Kaonsa flavor du.?
Sardar soch k- Oji Chhole Bhature wala.

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Friedship is like hair on penis,
every time u shave,
it grows again and again and become harder and harder.
Thanks 4 being my

LAWDE KE BAAL...

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