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A very Kamina shayar made it to the marriage party of a Nizam’s daughter. He was behaving pretty well when some people asked him to say a sher. These people were expecting something nice from him,
when he started…..
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHO$E MERA NANA !
People were shocked to hear this, though this shayar had a famous background of telling some really ga#du shayaris.
But this being a Royal Marriage, people requested him to say something about the wedding.
To humare shayar sahab ne farmaya…..
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI…..
People - WAH, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI…
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI…
CH~DEGI AAJ LO#DI NIZAM KI.
People were really angry to hear this They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this he again started…
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAD SITARON…..
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON…
MAA KE LO#DO, PATTHAR TO NA MARO
People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him. He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him, any so he finally stated.
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAA#D MARLO HAMARI....
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAA#D MARLO HAMARI…...
JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHO$-DENGE TUMHARI…
Rest is history But the history stayed with him when he grew up.
Ab jaahir hai ki aise chutiye k prem me koi padega nahi.
To yeh shayar Hyderabaad se Bombay pyaar ka chakkar chalane k liye aaya. Ek usne achchhi ladki ko dekha.
Ladki ka dhyaan kahi aur tha to shaayar sahaab ne wahi farma diya…..
MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI,
CH~T TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA.....!
LU#D HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI.
Aapko yakin nahi hoga par Ladki ko yah Shayari pasand aa gai aur use Shayar se Pyar karne lag gai.
Things went well for them for next few days, lekin woh ladki kuch aage nahi badhne deti thi. To ek suhane mousam pe humare Kamine Shayar ne usse keh hi dala…..
DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI
LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHUPAYEE HAI.
Aur hua ye ki Ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se milna julna chhod diya. To shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho gayi. Dost log bhi khairiyat puchhne chale aaye.
aur unhone Shayar ka halchal pucha aur ek Jabardast Shayari k liye requested kiya....Shayar phir shuru ho gaya.....
BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE
KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI
HUM LU#D PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI
JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CH~DAI HOTI HAI
Ye sunkar Dost log hil gaye. Koi bola lu#d ko sambhalo. To koi kaheta hai ki agar lu#d ko pakad kar baithoge to mutne kaise jaoge?
To shayar bolta hai…..
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LU#D YAHAN MUTNE KO AATA HAI?
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LU#D YAHAN MUTNE KO AATA HAI?
ARE WOH TO CH~T KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI
Ye sun kar sab dost log aur bhi pareshaan ho gaye. Ek dost se to ye suna bhi nahi gaya.
To woh dost bolta hai ki mai kaise bhi karke teri darling ko waapis bulaunga.Tere paas waapis aake tujh pe ek ehsaan karne ki bhikh mangooga.
Ab aap log to jaante ho ki yeh shayar log kitne independant hote hai. To humare shayar ko ye ehsaan lene wali baat kuch pasand nahi aayi. To woh bola…..
EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI
Mahebooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi. To uski yaad bhula ne k liye wo shaayar Delhi chala gaya. Wahan jab Qutub Minar dekha to bola:
QUTUB MINAR KO DEKHKAR, SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DAUDA
ASMAAN KO CHO$NE DHARTI NE NIKALA LA~$A
Is par police ki gaa#d mein khujli hui to usse pakad liya gaya aur court mein pesh kiya gaya. Jab Judge sahiba ne poocha “tumhe kuch kehna hai?” to woh bola:
AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MAA CH~D DOONGA SABKI…
uski iss harkat k liye Shayar ko maut ki saja di gai.
Jab use dafnaya gaya to judge sahiba uske kabar par gai.
tabhi usko jordar susu lagi aur wo uss Shayar k kabar par baithke susu kar di.
Judge sahiba k jane k baad is shayar k bhoot ne ek arz farmaya…
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR, AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR, AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE
MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA, WOH CH~T DIKHAKAR CHALE GAYE .......
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Birbal v/s Tansen
Suno bhaiyon ye baat hai Akbar k zamane ki.....
Usne 9 chutiye lu#doore paal rakhe the..
Popularly known as his 9 ratans...!!!
Birbal aur Tansen me bada Competition raha karta
tha...
EK din gusse me aake Tansen kehta hai ki "Ab faisla
ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada Ga#du hai???? main shart marta hoon ki main Jodha bai k boobs choos sakta hoon"
Birbal ki hans hans k Ga#d me dard ho gaya... Kehta hai ki "Agar toone aisa kar diya to agle din bhari sabha me mai nangaa aaunga"...
Bas fir hona kya tha lag gayi shart...
Tansen gaya bazaar, sapere k paas. kehta hai ki "Bhai, mujhe ek saanp chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ka hona chahiye".
Saanp khareed k Tansen usko ghar pe training dena shuru karta hai. ek aadmi ka putla banake saanp ko kehta hai " BETA SAPPU uske tang pe kaat". to sappu putle k taang pe ja k das leta hai...
Aise hi training karte karte sappu Tansen ka ishara dekh kar taang, haath gala ityadi ko dasna seekh jaata hai..
Jahan bhi Tansen ishara karta, Sappu waha das leta.....Training kar k sappu ab taiyar ho gaya Big Day k liye...
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Ab baat aisi thi ki Akbar aur Jodha bai har subah apne bageeche me sair k liye nikalte the.
agle din subah Tansen bhi apne sappu k saath bageeche me ja pahuncha... aur jhadiyon me chhip gaya...
Jahaan panah aur begum ko aata dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se nikal k zameen pe chhod diya aur
ishara Jodha bai k Boobs ki taraf kar k bola.....
"BETA SAPPU dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani k Boobs ko..... Sappu phat se gaya, begum ki taang par chadh k, maansal Jangho se gujer k ch~t ko par kar k seedha ja pahunchta hai Boobs k beech vali khai me vaha se plan k mutabik seedha left turn le k chadh jata hai Top pe aur ek second mein saali ko das leta hai nipple pe.....
Jodha chikhne lage" Are Mere ra#dibaaj Akbar kuch ker na " Akbar to paagal ho gaya..." Arre bachao koi bachao meri begum ko saap ne das liya koi Bachoooo"
Tabhi Tansen nikla jhadiyon se, bhaag k gaya aur bola "Jahan panah ek Upay hai mere paas rani sahebaan ko bachane ka.
Main agar zehar choos kar bahar nikal doon to aap gussa hokar meri Ga#d to nahi katwa denge na??
Akbar bola Madar ch@d jo bhi karna ho jaldi kar but
meri begum ko bacha le... phir kya tha Tansen ne phat se Jodha bai ko pakda, uske kapde Ranjit ki tarah fade aur boobs bahar nikal kar chosnelaga....
aur poore k poore choos dale...( Aur idher -udher haath bhi maar liye harami ne)
Birbal ne ye baat suni to uski Ga#d se maano Rocket guzar gaya....
man hi man sochne laga Bhench@d kal to lut gayee izzat, bhare darbaar me nang dhadang jana padega..... Ga#d lag gayi... Usne khoob socha, baal khujlaye (upar k bhi neeche k bhi) lekin no idea... Ga#d jab khujayee to idea Lu#d ki tarah uchhal kar bahar aaya...
Agle din darbaar laga, Akbar ne sabke samne Tansen ki tareef ki aur kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to Jahan panah aaj randwe hote.... aur akele apne aap hilaa rahe hote....
Tansen on other hand cud not wait for Birbal to make an appearance... khushi k maare pagal ho raha tha ye soch kar ki jab Birbal bhare darbaar me nanga hokar aayega to Akbar ki Ga#d sharm se paani paani ho jayegi....YESSS....
wo birbal k Ga#d pe itne hunter maarenge ki Birbal ki 7 pushte muh se hagegi.... tabhi darbaar me hulchul machi... sabne dekha ki Birbal nanga hokar, apna lauda haath me pakde, daudta hua aa raha hai... Bas phir hona kya tha Akbar ki Ga#d gusse se LAAL ho gayi... bola "Birbal ye kya gustakhi hai???" teri himmat kaise hui aise nange aane ki??
Birbal bola "Haye Jahan panah mai mar gaya mujhe saap ne kaat liya ...mere Lu#d pe.."
Akbar bola "Tansen ja choos Birbal ka Lu#d "
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Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek ra#di ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi Sexy dancer thi.
Itni zor se naachi ki sab k Lu#d tite ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne ra#di ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer.. .. kya chahiye, bol.
Agar teri kisi se dushmani ho to bhi bataa de...... uski Ga#d katwa di jayegi."
Ra#di bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunkar.
Par woh bahut hi Ga#du kism ki aurat thi(ch@du type).
Uske ga#du dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.
Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz karoon". Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut fida tha.
Woh bola, "Jo marzi maang, Jamna jaan."
Ra#di boli, "Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgaddi pe Tatti karni hai."
Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya ye ra#di BAWLI GA#D to nahin ho gayi?
Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha.... promise jo kar diya tha. Usne ra#di ko kuch aur maangne k liye kaha, par ra#di bhi bahut chaaloo cheej thi. woh nahin maani.
Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki Date dedi. Usne socha ki baad mein ra#di pe pressure dalwa k cancel karwa dega,
par wo ra#di mani hi nahii.
Jab Tatti-Day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki ga#d bahut zyaada phat gayi....
usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya. Usne Birbal se kaha ki, ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein hai.
Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use ga#d hi marwani kyu na pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega.
Akbar bhi nishchint ho gaya. Finally Tatti-Day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
Akbar ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah ra#di ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara.
Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe hagne ka intezam kijiye."
Akbar ne phatti ga#d k saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to ga#d pakad k hansi hans raha tha.
Birbal apni seat se khada hua aur bola, "Jamnabai, tumne Tatti karne ki Demand ki thi.... so karo. Lekin agar ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar ch~~t mein ghusa ke ga#d se nikaal doonga...."
Ra#di ko samajh me aa gaya ki is baar uska paala kisi andu pandu se nahin, Birbal se pada hai. Woh chupchaap uthi aur chaddi pehan k ghar chali gayi.
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