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wo pregnant nahi hai
Sardar: He Bhagwan tune mujhe Lu#d diya hai ya
Hawa bharne ka Pump.
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Dr: Ye Problem kab Se Hai?
Sardar: Jabse Maine ye Duniya Banai hai.
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Sardar-tum baby ko kya pilati ho?
Biwi- doodh aur 0range juice,
Sardar: oye tune kabhi bataya nahi,
orange juice kis side se aata hai.
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Ek sardar blue film dekh raha tha?
achanak apni biwi ko usme dekh kar chouka aur gussaya, phir baad me hans kar bola- :ye to film hai, koi real life thodi hai?"
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aaj ki taza khabar:
Sardar ne apni sagai tod di. Kyunki ladki kunwari thi,
Sardar ne socha-jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi.
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Santa- Bachpan me Maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Judge- Kya kehti thi maa?
Santa- Kaha na, kabhi baat suni hi nahi..
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Santa got a job in AIRTEL
custmr:Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do
Santa:dont take tention remove AIRTEL sim put BSNL,thank u
4calling.
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Santa:Yar banta tere ghar me 'LATRIN' bani hai kya?
Banta:Ha bani hai. aur tere ghar me?
Santa: Nahi yaar mere ghar to DAAL CHAAVAL bane hain.
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Santa ko party ka
invitation mila
jisme likha tha "PINK TIE ONLY"
Santa party me
gya to surprise
ho gya Usne dekha logo ne PANT-SHIRT BHI PEHNE the.
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Santa subah Tatti gaya..
Bahut der tak nahi aayi
Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi
Santa bola are aa q nahi rahi hai !
Mai kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga !
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Teachr-tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa -shaadi
teacher- nahi,mera mtlab h ki tum bade hokar kya banoge.
Santa- "PAPA"
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1 sardar daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
sardar: yelo 50 rs. dubara inte taiz mat chalana.
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Zamindar: Agar Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Sham Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zamen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..!
Santa : Hamare Paas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
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Santa: "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Doodh Dena."
Banta: "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa: "Theek Hai To phir BAKRI Ka De de."...
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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!
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Ek admi ne sardar g ko pucha: Public ne aapko kyuu mara?
Sardar: Bus me mera photo gir gaya, maine bola Madam Saari upar karo photo lena hai.
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Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
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