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tu chand mange me chand dedu.........
raat mange raat dedu........
dil mange dil dedu....
jaan mange ..............
bas yar bhik mangneki bhi koi had hoti hai.

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Hindi Husband Wife Jokes, Pati Patni SMS in Hindi, Husband Wife SMS in Hindi

Husband: tumse shadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada fayda hua hai,
Wife: wo kaise?
Husband: mujhe mere gunaho ki saza jeete-jee hi mil gyi.

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Son: papa,sab log shadi karke pareshan hain,to shadi kyo karte hain.?
Papa: beta,akal badaam khane se nahi, thokar khake aati hai.

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Hindi Funny SMS, Funny Jokes in Hindi

Jab tumhe uparwale ne banaya hoga,
Use Bahut maza aaya hoga,
Hasi di bachho wali,
Surat di bholi-bhali,
mizaz diya Cool
aur
Dimag Gaya Bhul.

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Funny Friendship SMS in Hindi, Funny Friendship Jokes, Funny Friendship Message in Hindi

U R my best friend
bharosa nahi....
chalo fir KUTUBMINAR par chadnge
mai1.2.3 bolunga
tum kud jana
baad me jab tum 1.2.3 bologe to me kud jaunga???

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Funny Hindi SMS, Jokes in Hindi, Hindi Jokes SMS, Hindi Fool SMS

AKAL kya hoti hai?
aasman ne kaha-Bahut buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha- Bahut gehri hoti hai,

aap ne kaha- AKAL ?
Wo Kya Hoti Hai?????

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2 bachchon ki Maa teesri baar shadi kar rahi thi,
Shadi k wakt chota bachcha rone laga..
Maa boli: chup ho ja, warna agli Baar sath nahi laungi.

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Hindi Insult SMS, Hindi Fool SMS, april Fool SMS in Hindi

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena.

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Who r u...??
Why u keep messaging me...??
Who gave u my no. ...??
Plz Never message me again...
Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na! To MSG Karo na...!!

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Hindi Jokes SMS

Boy 2girl
Tu he to jannat meri,Tu he mera junoon or kuch na janu me,Bs itna he janu
Tujme RB dikhta h YARA mai kya karu
Girl:Mattha tek or Dafa ho

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Latest Hindi Jokes, Chutkula, Sardar Jokes

Sardar wife se : shanti ko bulao
Wife : Kaun apni kamwali?
Sardar : Haa
Wife : Kyun?
Sardar : Doctor ne bola hai ki goli khao aur shanti k saath so jao.

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petrol ke daam badne par santa ne kaha - mainu koi pharak nahi padta, pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.

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Teacher- 'aisa kaun sa kaam hai jo 5 ladke ek sath kar sakte hai, par 5 ladkiya kabhi nahi kar sakti?'
student- 'sir ek hi Balti me susu'

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Latest Hindi Jokes

Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."

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