Baba SexyDas
Santa bechara garibi se bada pareshan thha.
Uske ek friend ne bataya ki ek baba sexydas naam ke bade pahunche hue baba hai.
Unke pass ja teri problem solve kar denge
Santa ja pahuncha baba sexydas ke pass aur apni problem batayai.
Baba sexydas: “bachha teri musibat dekhte hue hum tera bhala karenge, ja ye teen ande le ja, aur anda tod ke jo bhi mangegea pura ho jayega”
Santa khushi khushi ande liye aur chal pada soch raha thha ki bahut saara paisa gaadi bangla maang lunga.
Lekin thodi der baad hi baba ke paas fatehaal aakar khada hogaya.
Baba sexydas: “beta humne tujhe jo ande diye the unka kya hua?”
Santa: “baba main yahaan se ja raha tha tabhi mujhe thhokar lag gayi, aur 1 anda toot gaya, mere muh se nikal gaya ki “lag gaye laude”, tabhi mere saare shareer par bahut saare lu#d lag gaye.”
Baba sexydas: “phir?”
Santa: “main dar gaya, phir maine dusra anda toda aur kaha ki “saare lu#d hataa do”, tabhi saare lu#d hat gaye aur to aur mera original lu#d bhi gayab ho gaya.”
Baba sexydas hairani se: “phir kya hua?”
Santa: “main aur bhi dar gaya, phir mujhe teesra anda bhi todna pada aur kaha ki “original lu#d to vapas dedo”
Baba sexydas: “bachha phir kya hua”
Santa rote hue: “mera original lu#d mere haath mein aa gaya.
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