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Once Rajnikanth gave his Birthday party n invited lots of people.... ... ... .... Today that party known as..... ... ... .... "KUMBH KA...

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KHATARNAAK DOSTI: Boy was late to reach home. His father "kaha tha tu?" boy- "Friend ke yaha tha." Father called his 10 ...

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Definition of friends- A good friend is 1 who stops you from fighting. & a best friend is 1 who stands with you & says MAAR SAALE KO...

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Tu dost hai mera, tujh pe jaan waar dunga. Magar jyada uchlega to teri Ga#d maar dunga. Tu dikhta hai achcha, Tu likhta hai achcha, Tu padht...

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If Bill Gate's Mother Gets Bored, What Will He Call Her ? ? ? ? ? Take a Guess.. ? ? ? ? ? Guess.. ? ? ? ? ? 'MOTHER-BOARD': ...

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Surinder mobile me recharge krwane gya Dukandar-kitneka? Surindr:10 ka krdo Dukandar-7 Rs.ka talktime milega Surindr-koi baat nhi, 3 ki namk...

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Rajnikanth  power.!!! The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN, ... was less then... .. ... ... parking collection of ROBOT..!!...

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Insan ki Potty k 5 rang hote hai... 1- peela 2- hara 3- kala 4- lal 5- bhura Insani Potty me ye cheeze aksar dekhne ko milti hai... 1. Kheer...

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A girl was tired of her lovr's msgs wich alwz said I luv u, I mis u. 1 nite she receivd a msg frm him bt dint read it, instd she slept n...

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Baba SexyDas Santa bechara garibi se bada pareshan thha. Uske ek friend ne bataya ki ek baba sexydas naam ke bade pahunche hue baba hai. Unk...

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ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP_ Dhoni-7 Vijay-5 Karthik-4 Ojha-3 Raina-2 Kohli-1 Confused? . These are their ages when SACHIN played his 1st match......

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Santa: aaj mujhe ajib sa msg aaya, phir mera cell switch off ho gaya. Banta: aisa kaun sa msg hai? Santa: Battery Low... Banta: mujhe forwar...

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Just like F~CK, we Indians also have a universal versatile word- MADARC#OD. As a NOUN-wo 1 madarc#od hai! As a VERB-zyada madarc#ody mat kar...

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Defintion of frnds- A gud frnd is 1 who stops u frm fighting. & a best frnd is 1 who stands wid u & says MAAR SAALE KO Jo hoga dekh ...

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Girl: Surinder MADARC#OD..! Babaji: Aisa nhi bolte beti, aisa kyu bol rhe ho..? Girl: Usne meri chummi li.. Babaji kissed & askd: Aise.....

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Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !” Second Sardar: “Kaise?“ First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke r...