Happy New Year SMS in English

Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed. Happy New...

Happy New Year Hindi SMS Shayari Collection

Manzil insan k hausle azmati hai, Sapno k parde ankho se hatati hai, Kisi b baat se himat na harna, Thokar hi insan ko chalana sikhati hai W...

Hindi Happy New Year SMS Shayari Collection

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai* Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai* Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko* 2011 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai Happy New...

Happy New Year Shayari Collection

Sarson da Saag makke di roti achhe doston ki jodi aur shabhi ka pyar ye naya sal tera khub gujare yaar… Happy New Year ` Sabke Dilo mein h...

English New Year SMS, Happy New Year Wishes

This New Year.. may each day be lit with happy moments.. may all your hopes, desires & cherished dreams come true. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 w...

Hindi New Year SMS, New Year Wishes in Hindi

2011 Sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahi hai Kudrat ka dastur, Purani Yade sochkar udaas na hona tum, Naya Saal aaya hai.. Dhoom Machale Dh...

New Year SMS Collection in Hindi

I am sorry, mujhe bhul jana plz... mai kuch dino baad apko hamesha k liye chhodkar ja raha hu, apka apna 2011 WISH U A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2...

Hindi New Year SMS Collection

apki aankho me saje hai jo bhi Sapne aur Dil me chhupi hai jo bhi Abhilashaye, Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaaye... aap ke Liye Yahi Hai Ha...

Happy New Year Hindi SMS Messages Wishes Collection

2011  k bite huye dino ma aapne bahut kuch paya hoga, bahut kuch khoya hoga, kisise jhagde hoge to kisiko sataya hoga, kabhi khushi to kab...

Hindi New Year Messages Collection

is rishte ko yu hi banaye rakhna... Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna... bahut Pyara safar raha 2011 ka... apna sath 2012 me bhi banaye ra...

New Year Wishes Collection in Hindi

isse pehle ki 2011 ast ho... 2011 ka calendar nasht ho... aap Khushi me Mast ho... Mobile ka network vyast ho... dua hai 2012 apke liye ZABA...

New Year Jokes, Funny New Year SMS, Hindi Happy New Year Wishes

Happy New Year soch rahe ho aaj kyu, ab tum don ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai don jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai... happy HOLI.. ukhad l...

Funny New Year SMS Collection in Hindi

2011 Sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahi hai Kudrat ka dastur, Purani Yade sochkar udaas na hona tum, Naya Saal aaya hai.. Dhoom Machale Dh...

Diwali SMS in Hindi, Diwali Wishes in Hindi, Diwali Shayari in Hindi, Diwali Messages in Hindi

Hindi Diwali SMS, Deepawali SMS, Diwali Wishes, Diwali Messages Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhod...

Hindi Diwali SMS, Happy Diwali Shayari, Deepawali Wishes, Diwali Messages in English

Diwali aa rahi hai Mai apna man sirf puja Archna Arti Sraddha me hi lagana chahta hu aap k pados me koi rhti ho to muje batana.. *** With my...

Diwali SMS Shayari Messages Wishes in Hindi English

Pooja ki Thali, Rasoi me PAKWAN. Aangan me Diya, Khushiya ho TAMAAM, Hatho me fuljhariya, Roshan ho JAHAAN, Mubarak ho aapko DIWALI Meri JAA...

Hindi Diwali SMS, Deepawali Shayari Wishes, Happy Diwali Messages

Diwali k subh avsar pr hmre ghr 4 dino ki saaf-safai or lipai potai k ayojan kiya gya hai jisme ap hath btane sadar amantrit h,1wqt khana b ...

Dhanteras SMS, Hindi Dhanteras Shayari Messages

Deepak ki roshni, Mithayio ki mithas, Patako ki baochar, Dhan Dhaan ki barsat, Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Dhanteras ka tyohar.. Happy D...

Happy Dhanteras SMS Shayari Messages Wishes in Hindi English

Deepak ki roshni, Mithayio ki mithas, Patako ki baochar, Dhan Dhaan ki barsat, Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Danteras ka tyohar.. Happy D...

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS, Happy Ganesh Chaturthi Wishes

GANESH ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilon ko surur milta hai, jobhi jaata hai GANESHA ke dwaar, kuch na kuch zarror milta hai. JAI SHRE...

Hindi 15 August SMS, Independence Day SMS, Independence Day Wishes

Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se. * Happy Independ...

Happy Independence Day SMS in Hindi, 15 August Shayari Wishes

aao jhukke salam kare unko jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai, khushnasib hota hai wo khun jo desh ke kaam aata hai. "jay hind jay bharat...

Independece Day SMS in Hindi, 15 August Shayari, Happy Independence Day Messages

Ye baat hawaao ko bataaye rakhna... Roshni hogi chiraago ko jalaaye rakhna... Lahu dekar jiski hifaazat humne ki... aise TIRANGE ko sadaa Di...

Hindi Monsoon SMS, Barish SMS, Funny Monsoon SMS

Pahle TEJ BARI$H ki tarah $M$ aate the. Fir RIMJIM $M$ aane lage. ab RUK RUK kar BUNDA BANDI Ho rhi hai. aage $UKHA Padne ki CHETAWANI to na...

Barish SMS, Romantic Barish SMS, Rainy Day Shayari

ey barish jara tham ke baras, jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam ke  baras, pehle na baras ki wo aa na sake, phir itna baras ki wo ja na sake.

Funny Hindi Jokes, Funny Messages, Funny SMS in Hindi, Husband Wife Jokes

wife- tumne mujhe shadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ki tumhari rani naam ki wife hai, HASBAND- maine bataya to tha ki mai tumhe rani ki tarha r...

Funny Student Jokes Fact

Student ki notebook k last page par kya milega??  1.love k % check karne vali game.  2.Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye litae.  3.silent clas...

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Police Wale Ne Car Wale Ko Roka Aur Kaha:- Ye Safety Week Hai… Aap Belt Pahen Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, Isliye Aapko Rs. 1000 Ka Inam Diya Jata...

Funny Sardar Jokes in Hindi, Sardar SMS, Sardar Messages

3 sardaro ne daaru pi k ek taxi roki.. Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di..aur bola... lo saab hum pahuch gaye .. ... 1st n...

Latest Rajnikanth Messages, Rajnikanth Jokes, Funny Rajnikanth SMS

The Secret behind Sachin's Success has finally been Revealed: The Name of Sachin's Mom is RAJNI Tendulkar ....... Do i need 2 say an...

Funny Hindi SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny Messages

Ultimate truth:- Kaamyabi "toilet" ki badbu ki tarah hoti hai... ... Bardasht tabhi Hoti hai . .. ... .. . Jab apni ho......... ...

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Whenever you have a problem, Just sing your favorite song.. ... U will realize that, ........ The problem is better than your voice...!... ...

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Bhayankar PJ Shayari... Arz Kiya Hai.... Na Jaan Na Pechaan, Mai Tera Mehmaan...... Na Jaan Na Pehchaan, Mai Tera Mehmaan..... . .. . .. . A...

Apne Office Walo Ko Pareshan Karne Ke Tarike

Kaam mein thodi mazaak-masti ho jaaye to kaam ka maja hi kuch aur hoga. SMSMASTI laaye hain kuch anokhe tarike jis se aap apne office ke sah...

Funny Rajnikanth Messages, Rajnikanth Jokes, Rajnikanth SMS

In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman were flying via India & they died... . .... why??? .. . . ............. Abe Rajnikanth nai, ha...

Happy Ram Navami Shayari SMS Messages Wishes Collection

Ram aapke jeevan me prakash laye,  Ram aapke jeevan ko sundar banaye.. Taj kar agyan ka andhkar,  Aapke jeevan me gyan ka prakash aaye… Happ...

Ram Navami SMS Shayari Messages Collection

Ram Jinka Naam Hai, Ayodhya Jinka Dhaam Hain Aise Raghunandan Ko  Humara Pranam Hain apko Ram Navami Ki hardik subhkaamnaaye ...

Navratri SMS, Hindi Navratri Messages, Navratri Wishes, Navratri Shayari, Navratri SMS in Hindi

JO JATA HAI maa ke dwar, use milta hai Maa ka Pyar. Pyar se jo kahta JAI MATA DI use Mill hi jate hai kisi na kisi Roop mae unke dedar. Jai...

Funny English Cricket Jokes, Funny SMS, Funny Messages Collection

The 1st testicular Guard in cricket was used in 1984.. and 1st helmet in 1974 It took 100 yrs for men to realize Brain is also important... ...

Funny Chhattisgarhi SMS Messages Jokes Collection

Raman sing:- yaar jabse CM bane hau mor daai la bahut hichki aathe,,, Scrtry: Sir pura Chhattisgarh me jaha bhi Light jathe, Sab jhan tor da...

April Fool SMS, Hindi April Fool Jokes, April Fool Shayari, urdu April Fool Messages

Hi jaan_ Kya haal hai jaan_ Kaha ho jaan_ Kab miloge jaan_ Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_ Zyada khush na ho. Har blank _ mein "war...

Hindi april fool SMS, april fool Jokes in Hindi

In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai, In k peche itna bhagna fazool hai, Jis din kisi ladki ne keh diya I LOVE U... to samajh jana us din A...

Holi Jokes, Funny Holi SMS in Hindi

Daru ki khushbu, Gutke ki mithas, Ganje ki roti aur Charas ka saag, Bhang ke pakode aur Wills ka pyar, Mubarak ho apko Holi ka TYOHAR... Hap...

Maha Shivratri SMS in Hindi, Maha Shivratri Wishes, Maha Shivaratri Messages

Shiv ki shakti, Shiv ki bhakti, khushi ki bahar mile, Shivratri k pavan avsar par apko zindgi ki ek nayi achchi shuruwat mile. Happy Maha Sh...

Rajnikanth Jokes, Funny Hindi Rajnikanth SMS, Rajnikanth Messages in English

Once Rajnikanth gave his Birthday party n invited lots of people.... ... ... .... Today that party known as..... ... ... .... "KUMBH KA...

Funny Friendship SMS Jokes Messages in Hindi

KHATARNAAK DOSTI: Boy was late to reach home. His father "kaha tha tu?" boy- "Friend ke yaha tha." Father called his 10 ...

Friendship SMS, Hindi Dosti SMS, Funny Friendship Jokes Messages

Definition of friends- A good friend is 1 who stops you from fighting. & a best friend is 1 who stands with you & says MAAR SAALE KO...

Sexy Shayari, Nonveg Shayari, Adults Shayari, Double Meaning Shayari in Hindi

Tu dost hai mera, tujh pe jaan waar dunga. Magar jyada uchlega to teri Ga#d maar dunga. Tu dikhta hai achcha, Tu likhta hai achcha, Tu padht...

Funny PJ in Hindi, Deadly PJ, PJ SMS

If Bill Gate's Mother Gets Bored, What Will He Call Her ? ? ? ? ? Take a Guess.. ? ? ? ? ? Guess.. ? ? ? ? ? 'MOTHER-BOARD': ...

Latest Surinder Jokes

Surinder mobile me recharge krwane gya Dukandar-kitneka? Surindr:10 ka krdo Dukandar-7 Rs.ka talktime milega Surindr-koi baat nhi, 3 ki namk...

Rajnikanth Jokes, Funny Rajnikanth SMS in Hindi English urdu

Rajnikanth  power.!!! The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN, ... was less then... .. ... ... parking collection of ROBOT..!!...

Funny Hindi SMS, Funny Jokes, Hindi Funny Messages

Insan ki Potty k 5 rang hote hai... 1- peela 2- hara 3- kala 4- lal 5- bhura Insani Potty me ye cheeze aksar dekhne ko milti hai... 1. Kheer...

Funny SMS, Funny Jokes in Hindi, Funny Messages

A girl was tired of her lovr's msgs wich alwz said I luv u, I mis u. 1 nite she receivd a msg frm him bt dint read it, instd she slept n...

Funny Sexy Story, Hindi Sexy Kahani, Nonveg Story

Baba SexyDas Santa bechara garibi se bada pareshan thha. Uske ek friend ne bataya ki ek baba sexydas naam ke bade pahunche hue baba hai. Unk...

Funny Cricket Jokes

ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP_ Dhoni-7 Vijay-5 Karthik-4 Ojha-3 Raina-2 Kohli-1 Confused? . These are their ages when SACHIN played his 1st match......

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes, Santa Banta SMS, Funny Santa Banta Messages

Santa: aaj mujhe ajib sa msg aaya, phir mera cell switch off ho gaya. Banta: aisa kaun sa msg hai? Santa: Battery Low... Banta: mujhe forwar...

Sexy Hindi SMS, Sexy Jokes, Nonveg Jokes, Adults SMS

Just like F~CK, we Indians also have a universal versatile word- MADARC#OD. As a NOUN-wo 1 madarc#od hai! As a VERB-zyada madarc#ody mat kar...

Friendship SMS, Friendship Messages in English

Defintion of frnds- A gud frnd is 1 who stops u frm fighting. & a best frnd is 1 who stands wid u & says MAAR SAALE KO Jo hoga dekh ...

Sexy Surinder Jokes, Nonveg Surinder SMS, Funny Surinder Messages

Girl: Surinder MADARC#OD..! Babaji: Aisa nhi bolte beti, aisa kyu bol rhe ho..? Girl: Usne meri chummi li.. Babaji kissed & askd: Aise.....

Surinder Jokes, Funny Surinder Messages, Surinder SMS

 wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah ghumane le kar chaliye na ji....! . . . . . . . Surinder: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao. Petrol pump chalte Hai. ...

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Sardar Jokes, Funny Sardar Hindi SMS, Sardar Messages

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !” Second Sardar: “Kaise?“ First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke r...

Sexy Hindi Jokes, Funny Sexy SMS, Adults Jokes

Bus drivr k piche baitha bacha bakwas kr rha tha:- "Agr meri maa hathni hoti or bap hathi to mai chota hathi hota, Agr meri maa cow or ...

Funny Hindi Jokes, Funny Hindi SMS, Funny Messages

1 Saas apne 3 damadon ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kudi. 1 damad ne bacha liya, Saas ne use MARUTI di. 2nd day fir kudi. 2nd damad ne bac...

Funny PJ in Hindi, Tees Maar Khan Jokes

Ticket seller: Boss, no one is buying "Tees Maar Khan" tickets.  Boss: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & start ...