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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne...
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .

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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.

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Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

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Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino me sukh kisne paya hai?
dunia wale kehte hain ache number lao,
par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to moh maya hai!!

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“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage, Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage, Ek
pariksha khatam, to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon me exam aa jayega…
abhi bhi waqt hai, do line pad lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

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Ye exam k rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se dur,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote Hai.

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Har sawal se dut ker ladna,
fekne me kami mat karna,
mauka mile to piche bhi dekhna,
aur 1 baat yaad rakhna...
aage wale ka paper apna samajhna.

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koi chiz bewafai se bad ker kya hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se bad ker kya hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani me saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se bad ker kya hogi.

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Samandar bhar syllabus hota hai,
nadi bhar pad pate hai,
balti bhar yaad rehta hai,
chuloo bhar number aate hai,
jis me hum doob jate hai.

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Sardar- Oye putter tere result da ki hoya?
Putter- papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega,
Sardar- koi baat nahi putter, 2 saal lage ya 3,
Fail mat hona all the best

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