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Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, vishvas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas, Jaise Aap..... Happy...

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Good msg to a Good Person from a Good Person for a Good reason at a Good time on a Good Day in a Good Month and Good Year "wish u a ve...

New Year Shayari, Hindi Happy New Year Wishes

apki aankho me saje hai jo bhi Sapne aur Dil me chhupi hai jo bhi Abhilashaye, Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaaye Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari...

New Year Shayari, Hindi Happy New Year Wishes

apki aankho me saje hai jo bhi Sapne aur Dil me chhupi hai jo bhi Abhilashaye, Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaaye Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari...

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May the beautiful white snowflakes dancing in the sky carry my best wishes to you for a happy & prosperous new year www.smsmasti.net

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har khusi khusi mange aapse,jindagi jinda dili mange aapse,ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,ki chand bhi roshni mange aapse * Happy Birth Day...

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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se...

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Hum apke dil me rahte hai, isliye har dard sahte hai, kahi aap humse phle na wish kar do isliye subah-subah hi apko Happy Dashhara kehte hai...

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N-Nav Chetna A-Akhandjyoyi V-Vighnanasak R-Ratjageshwari A-Ananddayi T-Trikaldarshi R-Rakshankarti A-Anandmayi May MAA DURGA Bless U Happy N...

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Jai Maa Durge! Jai Maa Ambe! Jai Maa Jagdambe! Jai Maa Bhawani! Jai Maa Sheetla! Jai Maa Vaishno! Jai Maa Chandi! Mata Rani meri aur apki ma...

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Lakshmi ka hath ho Saraswati ka sath ho Ganesh ka niwas ho Aur maa durga ke aashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho! ‘Happy Navr...

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Chandan Ki Khushbu Resham Ka Haar, Saawan Ki Sugandh Baarish Ki Fuhar, Radha Ki Ummide Kanhaiya Ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Apko NAVRATRI Ka Tyohar....

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JO JATA HAI maa ke dwar, use milta hai Maa ka Pyar. Pyar se jo kahta JAI MATA DI... use Mill hi jate hai kisi na kisi Roop mae unke dedar. J...

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Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai, sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai, jo bhi jatahai MAA ke dwar, kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. "SHUBH NAVRAT...

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I never searched bt i found u, I nvr askd bt i hav u, I nvr wishd bt it came true, I thank GOD, for giving me a sweet frnd like 'YOU...

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Chahat He Kisiki Chahat Ko Pane Ki Chahat He Chahat Ko Azmane Ki Wo Chahe Hame Chahe Ya Na Chahe Per Chahat Hai Unki Chahat Me Mit Jane Ki.....

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Independence Day Shayari, Hindi Independence Day SMS

Watan hamra misaal mohabbat ki, todta hai deewar nafrat ki, meri khus nasibi,mili zindagi is chaman me, bhula na sake koiiski khusboo saton ...

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We celebrate Velentine day and We enjoy friendship day. Because we are free and Independent to do this in India. So the biggest acheivement ...

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we are very proud to be a indian, so love our Nation, work for our Nation to Grow, hava a sprit, jai hind, * Happy Independence Day * www.sm...

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Maakhan khave, Shor machave Gopiyon ke sang Raas rachave, Murli bajake Mann harshave hai Natkhat Nand Gopal... Wish U A very Happy Janmashtm...

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May Lord Krishna come to your house & take away all ur Makhan - Mishri with all ur worries & sorrows.His blessings on u & ur fam...

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Maakhan chorr hai aayo, Yashomati Maiya ka nandlala, Dharti pe bhagwan ka avataar hai aoyo, Harne Kans jaise papi ko Karne kalyan Dharti maa...

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krishna jinka nam, gokul jinka dham, ase SHREE KRRISHN bhagwan ko, ham sab ka pranam. JANMAASTMI KI SHUB KAMNAYE. Jay Shree Krishna Happy Kr...

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Ek admi padosi se charpai mangne jata h padosi-humare pas to 2 he charpai h 1 pe mai &dad 2pe maa &wife admi-charpai mat do, par SA...

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Galileo used 2 study in small lamp Graham bell in candle shkspear used streat light Muje ye samajh nahi aata ediot din me kya jhak marte the...

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Krishna k kadmo pe kadam badate chalo. Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo. Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo...

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hote he BAHAN-BHAI ke jhagde hazar BAHAN-BHAI ka tyohar saal me 1 baar BHAI pata he BAHAN ki rakhi ka pyar BAHAN pati he Bhai ka pyara uphar...

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Bhai Behen Ka Pyar, Khushiyon ki Bahar, Dur Raho Ladkiyon Se Varna Padegi Unke Bhaiyon Se Maar, Mubarak ho BHAI-BEHENO Ko Rakhi Ka Tyohar..!...

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Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai....

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* Preity * karina * Amisha * Rani * Ash * Ravina * Sush * Shilpa * Kajol * Isha * Neha * Bipasha. * All WISH U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN*...

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Rishta hai janmon ka humara, Bharose ka aur Pyaar bhara, Chalo ise bandhe Bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhno me, Happy Raksha Bandhan to my deares...

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Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi, Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi, Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi, Jab ek zakkas item tere ko "BHAIYA" aur RAKHI...

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I checked my pocket, I found nothing, I checked my Purse, i found few Coin, Then I checked my Heart, I find U R Smiling there then I Realize...

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Ek ladka kheit me aalu nikalne me dada ki help kar raha tha, Kuch der baad thak kar bola, "Aap ne yeh sab zameen mein dabaye hi kyu the...

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There r 4 chambers in my Heart, 1 for God, 1 for Dad, 1 for Mom, 1 for Him, What about U dear? Sorry no place for U in my Heart, B'Coz ...

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FRIEND Means: F- Free from all formality, R- Right to say anything, I- In Anyway, E- Either Good or bad, N- No Sorry No Thanks, D- Dantna Pi...

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Sathi sirf wo to nahi hota jo jeevan bhar sath nibhaye, Sathi to wo hota hai jo jeevan k kuch pallon me ho jeevan bhar ka sath de jaye. Wish...

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FRIEND Means: F- First for Me, R- Ready anytime for Me, I- Inspires Me, E- Enjoys life with Me, N- Never forget me, D- Dear its u. Happy Fri...

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Why did snta put his radio in the refrigator? . Think . He want to hear some COOL Music. www.smsmasti.net

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Raate gumnaam hoti hai din kisi K nam hoti hai hum jindagi kuch iss tarah jite hai ki har lamha sirf Doston K hi naam hoti hai.. Wish you ve...

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Meri Bhagwan Se 1 Hi Wish Hai Ki Wo Tum Jaisa Dost Har Kisi Ko De Kyoki.. Ye Saza Me Akele Q bhugtu? www.smsmasti.net

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Ladki apne BF se:Mera Bachha Mera Ladla Mera Sonu-monu Mujhse Shaadi karoge? Bolo Baby BF: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt. www.smsma...

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I have HANDS bt can't ALWAYS help U I have EARS bt can't ALWAYS listen2 U I have MOUTH bt can't ALWAYS talk2 U BT I have a HEART...

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Zindgi meAgar Kuch bnna hai,To Apne DIMAG ki Suno Or dimag se b koi javab na mile To ankhe band kr k socho.. .Kya mere paas Dimag Hai. www.s...

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Kash is 'SMS'ki aankhe hoti to apko dekh pate, kash is 'SMS'ki saanse hoti to apko mehsus kar pate kash is'SMS'ki zu...

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Nadiyo k kinare tut sakte hai, Aasman k taare tut sakte hai, Magar is baat ki ummid mat karna DOST, Ki aap ko yaad karna hum bhul sakte hai....

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HUM APNE PE GURUR NAHI KARTE. KISI KO DOSTI KARNE KO MAJBOOR NAHI KARTE. PER JISE BANA LETE HAI APNA DOST . MARTE DAM TAK APNE SE DUR NAHI ...

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Santa- Inse Milo Ye Meri Patni SANN0-! Banta- Ha Janta Hoon, Kisi Jamane Me Hum Ek Saath Soya Karte The Santa- Kya.? Banta- Haa Hindi Ki Cla...

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'Mangi maut zindgi mili, andhero me bhi roshni mili! Puchha khuda se,Kya hai sab se haseen tohfa mere liye? Hume us haseen tohfe me Aapk...

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Socha Na Tha Ki Kbhi Apni DostiHogi, Dil Jiske Liye Ro Sake Waisi Ulfat Hogi, Ab Jannat Ki Galiyo Ko Kya Dekhe, Hmari DOSTI Hogi Wahi Jannat...

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Though my sms are FEW Yet my heart is TRUE I got many friends NEW But not as sweet as U!. I never remember u bcoz i never forget u.. www.sms...

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Aaj kuch baat kar raha hai dil, Shayad koi fariyad kar raha hai dil, Chupke se keh diya dhadkan ne, Wo TUM hi ho jise yaad kar raha hai dil....

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1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae? 2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki So Hi Jae. www.smsmasti.net

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Santa Bilgates se- tum pagal ho Bil-Y? Santa-Tumhara surname GATES hai aur business tu WINDOWS ka krte ho. www.smsmasti.net

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IN INDIA If lady is pregnant by One man: Child's surname is Singhal if2-Dubey if3-Trivedi if4-chaturvedi 5-pandey by all-mishra & by...

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jitna dostana paya hai aapse us se aur jyada pane ko ji chahta hai. jane wo kaunsi khubi hai aapme k zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ko dil chaht...

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Aap ki yado ka Mahal banaya humne, Arzu ka diya isme jalaya humne, Ae Mere Dost! Tujhe Meri Kasam Koi Wo lamha bata Jisme tujhe bhulaya hamn...

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Wada kiya hai to nibhayenge Suraj ki kiran bankar teri chhat par aayenge Hum hai to judai ka Gham kaisa Teri har subah ko phulon se sajayege...

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Palko ko jab jab hamne jhukaya, Bas 1 hi khayal dil me aaya, k jis khuda ne aapko banaya, Aapko dharti pe bhej kar vo khud kaise ji paya. ww...

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Jab kabhi mausam me khushbuu bikhar jaay... Jab chandni me raat nikhar jaay...... Jab kabhi bewajah ye dhadkan machal jaay..... to samaj len...

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Har Lämha ek Khayal, Har Khayäl ek Säwål, Har Säwål ek Jåwàb, Har Jäwàb ek Umèéd, Har Umééd ek Säpnä, Har Såpnà ek Armän, Har Armän ek Yääd...

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Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Na Ulaj Jaya karo Kabhi Hamari Yaad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Ka...

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Har Kadam pe Aapka Ehsaas Chahiye , Mujhe Aapki DOSTI Bhara Saath Chahiye , Khudah Bhi Ro Pade Hamari Judaai pe , Aisa Ye Rishta Khaas Chah...

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Na koi pal subah hai, Na koi Lmha sham hai, Hr pal hr lamha ap ke naam hai, Ise sirf sms na smaj lena, Ye hmari traf se apko"I miss U...

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Yari imtihan nahi Pyar mangti hai Nazar aur kuch nahi Yaar ka didar mangti hai Zindgi apne liye to kuch nahi Lekin Apke liye Dua hazar mangt...

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The best punishment to a boy:- Give him a mobile with lots of balance and girl's phone numbers And leave him at a place where there is n...

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1 Dehati aurat cheque cash krwne bank gayi, clerk:-yaha sign karo! Aurat:-kaise? Clerk:-jaise khat k aakhir me likhti ho! Aurat ne likha:-TO...

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God gave 2 Eyes 2 Arms 2 Legs 2 Ears 2 Lungs 2 Kidneys to us Why he's given Only 1 Heart Stupid DIL bhi 2 diye he bus dusra dhundna padt...

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Santa likes to study in front of the mirror. Why? 1-revision ka time bachta hai 2-combined study hoti hai 3-ek dusre ke doubts clear kar sak...

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galti se sardar ji ladies toilet me ghus gaya saare mahilaon unko dekh k khadi ho gayi aur chillane lagi. Sardar: izzat dil me ho yehi kaaf...

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Baat aisi ho k jazbaat kam na ho khayalat aisi ho ki koi gam na ho Dil ke kone me itni si jagah rakhna ke khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho...

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tere chehre ne kuch aisa gazab dhaya hai, ki tere Husn se aaj chand bhi sharmaya hai, maang lete tujhe aaj uss khuda se, par woh bhi aaj te...

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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chho...

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“ U stole my memories-i Excused u! U stole my my laugh-i Excused u! U stole my my smile-i Excused u! But this is too much "Mere k...

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Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte, Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho, Usey apni awaaz ke liy...

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Subah tumhari yaad I to miss kiya, shaam ko I to phir miss kiya, raat ko yaad I to aur miss kiya, par jab jaan par ban I to SMS kiya... ba...

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Samjha do apni yaado ko, wo bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai, aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar, wo pass aakar rulaya karti hai. .....I miss...

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“Yaro ki yaari pe shak nahi karte jab hum bol rahe hai to bakbak nahi karte pareshan karte ho jab hum busy hote hai ab hum free hai to sms n...

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नौकरानी : मालकिन आजकल मालिक उदास क्यों रहते हैं ? मालकिन : वो अपनी स्टेनो से प्यार करते हैं ! नौकरानी : नहीं वो ऐसा नहीं कर सकते ! यह सब आप ...

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arz kiya hai... wo hamse khafa hai aap log soche rahe honge ki hum use mana lenge, par itna time kiske pass hai itne me to naye pata lenge. ...

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1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye Kaise ? ? Ship band ho gaya our sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar gaye...

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Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neche kar k faansi de do! www.smsGuru...

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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."...

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Hamse mila nai or yad de gaya koi Bat ki nai or kwab de gaya koi Ab koi hame itna bata de Ye pagalpan he ya Hmara dil chura le gaya koi?...

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Bade arman se banvaya hai, ise roshni se sajaya hai, bahut dur se mangvaya hai, zara bahar aake dekho... aapko Good Morning kahne suraj bhi...

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Dosti Aur Barish Dono Ek Se Hote Hai. Fark Sirf Itna He Ki Barish K Sath Rahker Tan Bhig Jata He Aur Dost Se Dur Rahker Ankhe Bhig Jati H...

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Rishte nibhana hame bhi sikha do zara, is Dil ke kone me hame bhi bitha lo zara, hum apko yaad aate hai ya nahi, ek msg karke ye bata do za...

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Raat jab kissi ki yaad sataye, Hawa jab baalon ko sehlaaye, Kar lo aankhe band aur so jao, Kya pata jiss ka hai khayal wo khawabo me aa ja...

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Har Subah Ko Apni Sanso Me Rakho; Har Shaam Ko Apni Baahon Me Rakho; Har"JEET" Aapki Hai Bus; Apni"MANZIL" Ko Apni Nigah...

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Ho aapki life me khushiyonka ka mela, kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela, sada khush rahe aap ka basera, i wish u very Happy SAVERA. Good Mor...

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Love SMS in Hindi, Love Shayari, miss u SMS

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