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Bus drivr k piche baitha bacha bakwas kr rha tha:- "Agr meri maa hathni hoti or bap hathi to mai chota hathi hota, Agr meri maa cow or ...

Funny Hindi Jokes, Funny Hindi SMS, Funny Messages

1 Saas apne 3 damadon ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kudi. 1 damad ne bacha liya, Saas ne use MARUTI di. 2nd day fir kudi. 2nd damad ne bac...

Funny PJ in Hindi, Tees Maar Khan Jokes

Ticket seller: Boss, no one is buying "Tees Maar Khan" tickets.  Boss: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & start ...

Surinder SMS, Funny Surinder Jokes

Interviewer - To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega? Surinder- PANI nahi hoga to insan tair nahi payega. Tair nahi payega to doob jayega...

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Ek Ye Hi Arzu Rahi Dil Me Muddato Se Koi Hume v Chahe Dil Ki Shidato Se Bohat Viran Si He Zndgi Apni K Koi Nawaz De Hume Aa Kar Mohbato Se. ...

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Tura fatfati me jaat rathe, Turi la dekh achanak gir jathe..... Turi- Oh my God! Lagis to nahi....... Tura- Nahi re pagli.......... Haman to...

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Surinder- mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai, Boss- teri income to us k toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakti, Surinder: acha! itni potti k...

Funny Surinder SMS

Surinder road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !! "haramjaade log TATTI bhi aise karte...

Surinder Jokes, Funny Surinder SMS, Hindi Surinder Messages

Surinder subah Tatti gaya.. Bahut der tak nahi aayi Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi Surinder bola are aa q nahi rahi hai ! Mai kaun sa tujhe...

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Ladke wale ladki k ghar aaye... aur pucha : "ladki kuch karti bhi hai ki nahi." Ladki ki maa: "han ji, 39 rupees me purre 150...

Sad Shayari

Tum ne jo meri kabr par, aakar yun muskura diya Bijli chamak kar gir padi, sara kafan jala diya…… Main so raha tha chain se, yun hi kafan e ...

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Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he wah wah Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali he wah wah Acp Says: Daya ye pistol To Khali hai... ...

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CID Baccho ne padhna chhor diya Wah wah Baccho ne pdhna chhor diya Wah wah ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaza tod diya.. ...

Hindi CID Jokes

DHONI OR SAIF KEHTE HAI LAYS KHAO, WAH WAH DHONI OR SAIF KEHTE HAI LAYS KHAO, WAH WAH ACP PRADYUMAN SAYS "DAYA GAADI OR TEJ BHAGAO...

Funny CID PJ Collection

CID PJ.. Dr.Salunke Ga Raha Tha Tarika Ke saath Koi Geet Wah Wah .. Dr.Salunke Ga Raha Tha Tarika Ke saath Koi Geet ACP Bola-'Kuch To G...

CID Jokes in Hindi

CID Jokes. Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai Daya says- "Sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel mein kisi dusre naam se thehra hai!...

Chhattisgarhi Jokes, Chhattisgarhi SMS, Funny Chhattisgarhi Messages Collection

Mobile me company change karne ke baad reliance no. Me phone lagane par jawab aaya... "jen reliance number la aap phone lagaye hao wo r...

Hindi Rajnikanth SMS, Funny Rajnikanth Jokes Collection

One day Rajnikanth went to do potty at the sea beach of Indian ocean.... ... Till now that potty is floating... ..... Known as "Shr! La...

Republic Day SMS, 26 January Shayari, Hindi Republic Day Messages

Ye baat hawao ko bataye rakhna... Roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna... Lahu dekAr jiski hifazat humne ki... aise TIRANGE ko sada Dil me b...

Latest Rajnikanth SMS in Hindi

TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi, Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata..... wo ye hai ki........ ...... Titanic ki puri shooting ... ... ... ... ...

Deadly PJ in Hindi

Deadly PJ ever: Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA.. Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA.. "itni sakti hame dena data" ...

Hindi PJ Shayari

Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode.. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode.. . . . . . . . . .. . . aja aja dil nichode .... raat ki matki phode... ...

Sholay PJ Shayari

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna... Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna... . . . . . . . . "...

PJ Shayari Collection

mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. .. . ....

Pj Shayari in Hindi

yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... . . . . . . . . . . Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia...

Funny PJ SMS in Hindi

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist.... Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist.... . . . . . . . . . My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A T...

Latest Rajnikanth Jokes in HIndi

Ek baar Rajnikant ne itne jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye. aaj wahi dane market me Rs.6 ke milte hai. ... ... ... ......

Rajnikanth Jokes in English

Rajnikanth : Saniya you are not wearing underwear today. saniya: Yes Sir, you r great sir,how did u know that? Rajnikanth : I saw dandruff o...

Hindi Rajnikanth Jokes Collection

Saala ab to had hi ho gayi? ... kaun saala ye likh k bhej raha hai... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Ki ... RAJNIKANTH  ne apne maa baap ko pai...

Rajnikant Jokes in English

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Makar Sankranti SMS Shayari Messages Wishes in Hindi English

Til k Laddu ki Khushboo, Patang ki Bahar, Thand ka Mousam Jane ko Tayyar, Thodi si Masti, dher sara Pyar, Mubark ho apko LOHRI ka Tyohaar ...

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Dolly k b00bs jaisi shweta ki ga#d, wah wah ... Dolly k b00bs jaisi shweta ki ga#d, wah wah ... aur shweta ki ga#d jaise khali k do aa#d.......

Funny Hindi Fool SMS Jokes Collection

Tell me your...... 1. Date of Birth, 2. Place of Birth, 3. Time of Birth, jaldi... .... .... .... .... Pata to chale ki upar wala kab mazak ...

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Nagar palika Chunav me 50% seat Mahilaon k liye aarakshit hai...... Kripya Vote ke pehle dhyan se unki CHUCHI Dekh le!... Galat na samaje, C...

Funny Munni, Sheela, CID Pj in Hindi

Munni to badnam hui jaise taise...  Wah...wah..... Munni to badnam hui jaise taise...  Wah...wah..... Daya jara pata karo... SHEELA ko itni ...

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

No one can beat this..... Ek baar Rajnikant Amer!ca me Ek Ghar k saamne HAST MAITHUN karr raha tha.... ... ....... Tab se wo ghar Wh!te Hous...