New Year Shayari Collection

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaaye, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaaye, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagaye, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal k S...

English New Year Wishes Collection

Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces..  But You have all of them with a nice HEART… wish you Happy...

New Year Messages in English

Good message to a Good Person from a Good Person for a Good reason at a Good time on a Good Day in a Good Month and Good Year "wish u a...

English New Year SMS Collection

This New Year... may each day be lit with happy moments.. may all your hopes, desires & cherished dreams come true. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 ...

Happy New Year Shayari in Hindi

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas... ehsas se banta hai Vishvas... vishvas se bante hai Rishte... aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas... Jaise aap......

Rajnikanth Jokes in English Hindi

Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl  "please say something" now that girl is known as . . . . Rakhi Sawant... w...

Rajnikanth Jokes SMS in Hindi

Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam. . Guess What?? . . . . . . . . . . . . From Next Year, CAT Become Online... ...

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi English

Rajnikant ke pas 3 ekke the fir bhi wo jua har gaya Batao Kyu? . . . . . Kyu ki dusre aadmi ke pas 3 'Rajnikanth' the! ...

Funny Rajnikanth SMS in Hindi

After 1000 years what will be years called? . . Guess? . . ?? . . Ans- AR & BR  (i.e. After Rajnikant & Before Rajnikant )   ...

Funny Sexy Jokes in Hindi

Ek pregnent lady delivery ke liye doctor ke paas gayi, Delivery ke time lady ne bahot jor se paad diya... Doctor bola: "sare piche hat ...

Sexy SMS Jokes Messages in English Hindi

There are 5 things we need in life:  Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & "Good _uck" ... Don't worry, Both the...

Romantic Shayari in Hindi

Karenge Tumse Hum Wafa Har Ghadi Kabhi Shikayat Ka Mauka Na Denge Hanste-Hanste Guzarenge Zindgi Ka Har Lamha Kabhi Ruthne Ka Mauka Na Denge...

Rajnikanth Jokes, Rajnikanth SMS in Hindi

1st Sardar- Maa Kehti Hai Bhais Ka Doodh Pine Se Dimag Tez Hota Hai  Aur Takat Bhi Barti Hai 2nd Sardar- Maa Bewkuf Banati Hai, Agar Aisa Ho...

Funny Rajnikanth Jokes

My all c,c++ programs run without error. Because first line of my program is always..... . . . . . . # include < Rajnikanth.h > ...

Sheela Ki Jawani PJ SMS

Why is SALMAN disturbed these days Because... . Uski Girlfrnd (SHEELA) jawan ho gayi aur Bhabhi (MUNNI) badnam ho gayi.  ww...

Latest Funny PJ SMS

Rajesh khanna..... Beer pine se pehle sab bolte hai, cheers... wah wah... beer pine se pehle sab bolte hai, cheers... arre o pushpa, i hate ...

Funny Sardar Jokes in Hindi

Sardar ki girlfrend romantic mood me-ghar pe koi nahi  hai aa jao Sardar-tu mere ghar aaja mere ghar me sab log hai tera man laga rahega. ...

Funny SMS in Hindi

Boyfriend: I like your ''teeth'' very much. Girl (smiled n said) Oh really.. Why? Boyfriend: because ''yellow'...

Love Shayari in Hindi

anjan Sathi Ka Dil Ko Intzar hai, Pyasi Hai Ye Aankhe Dil Bekarar Hai, Aapka Sath Mil Jaye To Har Rah Aasan Ho Jaye, Sayad Isi Ehsas Ka Nam...

Lovely Romantic Shayari

aksar jab hm aapko yaad krte ha apne rab se yahi fariyaad krte hai umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko, kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar krte...

Funny Sardar Jokes

Sardar to doctor: mujhe neend nahi aati. Doctor: kyo?  Sardar: raat 12 baje tak mai neend ka intezar karta hu,  phir thak kar so jata hoon. ...

Funny CID Jokes

Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali hai wah wah Tumhari biwi ki bahen tumhari sali hai wah wah Acp Says: Daya ye pistol To Khali hai. ...

Sardar Jokes in Hindi

Ek Sardar Dusre Sardar Se Shahjahan Marne Se Pehle Kya The? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dusra Sardar: Nai pata Pehla Sardar Chalo me b...

Funny SMS in Hindi

You are ABCDEFGHIJKL. A-Adorable B-Briliant C-Cute D-Dashing E-Exciting F-Fantastic G-Great H-Humorous I-intelligent JKL-Joke kaisa laga ...

Rajnikanth Jokes in Hindi

Rajnikant enters Big Boss 4! Next day... "Rajnikant chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room mein aaye...!" www.smsma...

Latest Sardar Jokes

Sardar-aap to kahte the ki subah khelne se sehat thik rhti h par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada? Dr-Tum konsa game khelte ho? Sardar-Mobile me ...

Funny Rajnikanth Jokes in English

Rajnikanth adopted, 2 elephants, 2 camels & 2 horses from the Zoo.. ... Do you know why.? . . . "To play chess..!"  ...

Funny PJ SMS

Talented Pj Ever: What is the Age of Ranbir Kapoor in Ajeb prem Ki Ghazab kahani? 12 Guess how? . . . bCoz he sing . . . Tera hone Laga Hu. ...

PJ Shayari

Dua kiya karo sham Savere mere liye wah..wah Dua kiya karo sham Savere mere liye MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye. www.smsma...

Sheela Ki Jawani PJ

Sheela kaunsi caste ki hai..?? ... Socho... ... Sindhi...! ... B'Coz she says, My name is Sheela... Sheela KIJWANI...! ww...

Funny Rajnikanth SMS

Once RAJNIKANTH donated blood to a weak child........ and now that child is called "THE GREAT KHALI" more... www.s...

Rajnikanth Jokes

Begano se pyar ki gujarish nahi hoti, maut k baad koi khwahish nahi hoti, lagta hai Rajnikanth asman ki or muta hoga, warna December me be...

Vijayadashmi SMS, Dashahara Shayari, Hindi Dussera Wishes

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindgi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai, aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti ...

Dashahara Shayari, Vijayadashmi SMS in Hindi

Burai par achchai ki jeet, Dashahara lata hai ek ummed.. Ravan ki tarah hamare dukhon ka ant ho, ek nai shuruat ho ek naye savere k saath. H...

Happy Dashahara SMS, Vijadashmi Messages

Lakshmi ka Hath ho, Saraswati ka Sath ho, Ganesh ka niwas ho, aur maa durga ke ashirwad se apke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho…. HAPPY Vij...

Hindi Navratri SMS, Navratri Messages, Happy Navratri Wishes in Hindi

N-Nav Chetna A-Akhandjyoyi V-Vighnanasak R-Ratjageshwari A-Ananddayi T-Trikaldarshi R-Rakshankarti A-Anandmayi May MAA DURGA Bless you Hap...

Durga Pooja SMS, Durga Pooja Shayari Messages

Jai Maa Durge! Jai Maa Ambe! Jai Maa Jagdambe! Jai Maa Bhawani! Jai Maa Sheetla! Jai Maa Vaishno! Jai Maa Chandi! Mata Rani meri aur apki ...

Navratri SMS, Navratri Shayari, Navratri Messages in Hindi

Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.... sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai.. jo bhi jatahai MAA ke dwar... kuch na kuch jarur milta hai... "SHUB...

Funny Hindi Jokes, Funny Messages in Hindi

College me lecture chal raha tha, ek ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya, Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya? Ladke ke dost: sir usko nin...

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS, Ganesh Chaturthi Shayari, Ganesh Chaturhti Messages in Hindi

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,... Zindgi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,... Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai..... aur apno ki shuruvat a...

Teachers Day SMS, Teachers Day Messages Shayari Wishes in Hindi English

Teachers Day The way you teach... The knowledge you share... The care you take.... The love you shower... Makes you.... The world's best...

Raksha Bandhan SMS, Rakhi Shayari, Hindi Raksha Bandhan Messages

Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai, har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai, ye tera koi kamaal nahi oy mundiya, kuch din baad Rakhi ka jo tyohar hai * Ha...

Funny SMS, Funny Jokes, Funny Messages

Technology has its limitations... Google may be the most powerful search engine bt it can't search my chappal I lost in mandir on monda...

Friendship Shayari, Hindi Dosti SMS, Friendship Day Wishes

Kadmon ki doori se dilo k fasle nhi badhte,dur hone se dosti k ehsas nhi mrte. Kuch kdmon ka fasla hi sahi hmare bich, par koi pal nhi jab ...

Funny Shayari, Funny Pj Shayari

chuhe ko billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori chori, chuha bola ori aa khelen aankhn micholi, billi ne chuhe ko khaya, marte marte wo bola...

Funny Pj, Hindi Pj Shayari, Jokes

Tution PJ- Dekho Wo ladki kitni jhakkas hai... Dekho Wo ladki kitni jhakkas hai... Bacho kal tumari 1 ghante ki extra class hai.;-) www.sms...

Funny Shayari, Hindi Funny SMS, Jokes

Karta hu mai tumse ye vada, Dosti nibhunga khud se bhi zyada, Par abhi tumhe apne dosti ki kasam sach batao "AADA PAADA KISNE PAADA...

Funny PJ SMS, Funny Shayari

WWE Pj- Badhti hui mehangai se mushkil ho gaya jina, Badhti hui mehangai se mushkil ho gaya jina, Hi This is WWE Superstar John Cena. www.sm...

Sexy Jokes, Hindi Nonveg Sardar Ji Jokes, Funny Sexy SMS

Banta ek dukaan par jakar dukandaar se kehta hai: “bhaisahab ek condom dena” Dukaandar: “wo waha kone mein ek mej me chhed hai usme apna lu#...

I Miss You Shayari, I Miss U SMS in Hindi urdu

zuban par tera naam aate hi aankho se aasu chhalak aate hai,kaha hajaro baat kiya karte the aaj ak baat karne ko taras jate hai. i miss uuuu...

Sad Shayari. Sad SMS in Hindi urdu

Muhabbat muqaddar hai el khwab nahi yeh wo rishta hai jis mai sab kamyab nahi jinhe saath mla unhe unglion per gin lo jinhe milli judai unka...

Hindi Birthday SMS, Janamdin Shayari, Birthday Messages in Hindi, Birthday Wishes

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha Shayad ja...

Hindi Double Meaning Jokes, Double Meaning Messages, Sexy SMS

school mein bache ka papa ne teacher se kaha : madam se thodi app koshish karo ,thodi hum karte hain bacha to nikal hi jayega. www.smsmasti....

Love Shayari, Romantic Shayari, Love SMS Messages in Hindi

Phir Aaj Koi Gazal Tere Naam Na Ho Jaye !! Kahin Likhte Likhte Shaam Na Ho Jaye !! Kar Rahe Hain Intezaar Teri Mohabbat Ka !! Isi Intezaar M...

Funny Hindi Jokes, Hindi Funny SMS

Ek baar santa church gaya.. Waha achanak lights off ho gayi aur tabhi church ki ghanti baji.. Santa bola- 'bhago.. Undertaker aa gaya..!...

Funny Hindi SMS, Funny Jokes

If u r geniu$,msg sirf 1 bar padh k jawab dena.. 1 + 5 + 31 + 6 - 5 + 8 - 6 + 14 - 4 * 1 + 5 Haan to sawaal ye hai k jalebi ko english me ky...

Hindi Friendship Day SMS, Friendship Shayari, urdu Friendship SMS, Friendship Day Wishes in Hindi

Friendship Shayari, Dosti Shayari, Hindi Friendship SMS, urdu Dosti SMS Friendship Shayari in urdu, Latest Friendship Shayari Phool ki sh...

Love SMS, Love Shayari, Hindi Love SMS, Valentines Day SMS, urdu Love Messages

Love Shayari, Hindi Love SMS, Romantic SMS, Romantic Shayari Love SMS in Hindi, Hindi Valentines Day SMS, Love Shayari Pyar ka Rutba zindg...

Funny SMS in Hindi, SMS Jokes

Sms ki history: year 1994-5Rs 1996-4Rs. 2000-3Rs. 2004-2Rs. 2006-1Rs. 2008-50Ps. 2009-01ps. 2010-free. Aap sms kab karoge...? jab sms pe lo...

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes, Funny Santa Banta SMS in Hindi

Judge- Can u Tell me d PLace where dis Man Raped ur wife? Santa Lifted His wife's Sari den pulled Down Her Panty n Said- ETHYE MY LORD E...

Hindi SMS Jokes, Funny SMS in Hindi, Jokes in Hindi

Beta:- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote h to shaadi kyo karte h ?? Papa:- Beta akal Badaam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai....

Funny Hindi Jokes, Funny SMS, Latest SMS

LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP-"Jab m badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge" SHOPKEEPER SMILNG-"Ha kar lunga"L.GIRL-"To apni ho...

Hindi Fool SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, April Fool Messages in Hindi

aap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, ankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, aadte BANDAR Jaisi. achcha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti www.s...

Munna Bhai Circuit Jokes, Hindi SMS Jokes, Hindi Messages

Munna:apun ko kaise pata chalega k ye bakra hai ya bakri? circuit:"simple bhai,pathar mar kar dekho,ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi...

Hindi Double Meaning Jokes, Double Meaning SMS

Friend k sath kro ya gf k sath kro. ROOM me kro ya garden me kro. din me kro ya raat me kro. Bed pe kro ya sofe pe kro... Kahi bhi kro par P...

Hindi Nonveg SMS, Adults Jokes, Hindi Sexy Messages

Suhagraat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss karke so gya subah maa boli : beta mandir jaane se pehle naha lo. Bahu (gusse me): maji sirf brush krwa...

Funny Jokes in Hindi, Funny SMS Messages

WHAT IS TENSION Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi Raste me Uski Tabiat Kharab hogai, aap Hospital Le gye. Dr. bola aap bap banne wale ho,apko TENsIO...

Funny Dosti SMS, Funny Hindi SMS Jokes

PAKKA DOST WO JO TUMHE SCHOOL M APNA PEN DE, HIGHSCHOL M APNE NOTES, COLLEGE M APNI BIKE, AUR LIFE M APNI Wife De ME JANTA HU TU MERA PAKKA...

Funny Hindi Jokes, Funny Hindi SMS, Funny Messages

Sindhi ka 1 Re. Coin terrace se gir gaya, Sindhi niche pahuncha, to coin nahi mila ! Q ? Qk Coin se pehle, Sindhi niche pahunch gaya !!! Jai...

Sexy HIndi Jokes, Funny Hindi Sexy SMS Messages

Sir to Student:- ab 1-1 Doha Sunao. Kaalu:-Chidiya Baithi Ped Pe, Usne Diya Moot, RAAMU Ki Maa Ki Choot. Sir:- Shabaas, V.Good. Raamu:- Kabu...

Funyy Hindi SMS, Funny Hindi Jokes, Latest Messages

Indian Cricket Team aur Toilet  me Kya samanta Hai? Nhi Pata. ? ! ! Socho, ! yeHi Ke "Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai aur "Dhoni" Va...

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Jokes SMS,, urdu Jokes

Dunia me kabhi achhe insan ki talash me mat nikalna..   Kyunki?         Aajkal dhup bahut hai..! aur,  Main ghar me hi Rehta hun. www.smsmas...

Funny Jokes, Hindi Funny SMS, Funny Messages

Government bolti hai ''PANI'' bachao, Abishek bolta hai ''PAPER'' bachao, Ab, bolo sala aadmi subah subah ky...

Cricket Jokes, Funny SMS, Funny Cricket Messages

Sachin ke sar pe sawar run ka bhoot, South Africa ne diya pant me moot, Ab sab milke ZOR SE BOLO... .... SAEED ANWAR ki MAA KI CH##T.! HINDU...

Happy Repubic Day SMS, 26 Janurary SMS Messages Wishes in Hindi

Nazuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko “Happy Republic Day” direct dil se Happy Republic Day...

Republic Day Shayari, 26 Janurary SMS Wishes

aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahata hun, han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahte hai, wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chhu le... ***HAP...

Hindi Happy Republic Day SMS, 26 January Shayari, Wishes

Tairna hai to samandar me tairo, nadi naalon me kya rakha hai, Pyar karna hai to watan se karo... in bewafa ladkion me kya rakha hai Happy r...

Happy Makar Sankranti SMS, Makar Sankranti SMS in Hindi

Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali, Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali, Jindigi me aaye khushiyo ki bahar, Apko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar. www.sm...

Hindi Makar Sankranti Wishes, Makar Sankranti Shayari

Meethe gud me mil gaya til, Udi patang aur khil gaya dil, Har pal sukh aur hardin shanti aap ke liye Happy Makar Sankranti www.smsmasti.net

Makar Sankranti SMS, Hindi Makar Sankranti Wishes

Bajare ki roti, nimbu ka achar, suraj ki kirne, chand ki chandani aur apno ka pyaar. Har jeevan ho khushhal MUBARAK HO AAPKO "SANKRANTI...