FRIEND Means: F- Free from all formality, R- Right to say anything, I- In Anyway, E- Either Good or bad, N- No Sorry No Thanks, D- Dantna Pi...
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FRIEND Means: F- Free from all formality, R- Right to say anything, I- In Anyway, E- Either Good or bad, N- No Sorry No Thanks, D- Dantna Pi...
Dosti achchi ho to Rang laati hai, Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhaati hai, Dosti naadaan ho to tut jaati hai, Par agar Dosti apne jaisi ho.... ....
Sathi sirf wo to nahi hota jo jeevan bhar sath nibhaye, Sathi to wo hota hai jo jeevan k kuch pallon me ho jeevan bhar ka sath de jaye. Wish...
FRIEND Means: F- First for Me, R- Ready anytime for Me, I- Inspires Me, E- Enjoys life with Me, N- Never forget me, D- Dear its u. Happy Fri...
Everything is must, but carrier is first Everything is must, but my Friendship is first.. wish you very very Happy Friendship Day www.smsmas...
Dost Ko Judai Se Na Divide Karna Dosti Ko Muzbuti Se Multiply Karna Agar Samzte Ho Hume Dost Apna To Ek Pyara: SMS Reply Jarur karna. www.sm...
Why did snta put his radio in the refrigator? . Think . He want to hear some COOL Music. www.smsmasti.net
Raate gumnaam hoti hai din kisi K nam hoti hai hum jindagi kuch iss tarah jite hai ki har lamha sirf Doston K hi naam hoti hai.. Wish you ve...
Andheri mushkil raho me mila Suraj teri Dosti ka, Jab chhute sath tera wo din akhri ho jindgi ka. Wish you Happy Friendship Day www.smsmast...
Dosti is something that no one can hate, Dosti is a passion we can never rate, Dosti can happen anytime early or late, Dosti is only Medicin...
Son Papa Bacha zayda Inteligent hota hai ya baap? father:baap Son: papa Phone Kisne Banya? father: Granham bell ne Son: uske baap ne Q nahi ...
L- 'Love' I- 'Imagination' F- 'Friend' E- 'Enjoy' 'LIFE' will become 'LIE' if there is no ...
a stdnt atachd 100rs to his test papr & wrote rs1 for 1mark. paper checkr santa send him rs81 back & wrote u got 19marks. keep d cha...
Dr. -Dawai Hila Ke Pia Karo Santa- Dr. Saheb, Hilane Se Dawai Chammach Se Gir Jati Hai aur Phir Zameen Se Chaatni Padti Hai. www.smsmasti.ne...
Dr- jb apko pata Tha CHiPKALi apke KAAN me GHUS rhi H to ap CHUP Q the Santa-pehle COCKROCH gya tha to muje lga ki wo use pakadne ja rhi hai...
Emotion Shayari- Ab To Zindgi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana Ab Toh Zindagi Ka Maksad Hai Tujhe Apnana A for Apple B for Banana WaH wah wah wah...
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din apko apne hatho se banaya hoga,Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din apko yahan bhej ker,khud ...
Har Lamha apke hotho pe muskan rahe Har Gum se aap anjan rahe Jiske sath mahek uthe aapki Zindgi Hamsha apke pass wo insan rahe. Happy Birth...
Judge-Tum par cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua, Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata hai. Santa- Iska matlab mai Wo Cycle rakh lu? www....
Wash ur Mobile Cut it Into Small Pices Fry it Add Spices N Some Oil ur Mobile Pickle is ready apke Mobile Se call ya Sms to Hote nahi aachar...
Ek Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz ati. Kisi ne Pucha kya baat hai Pati: meri BV mujhe Joote se marti hai lag jaye to wo Hasti hai Na lage to ...
Nurse-Mubarak Ho Aapke Ghar Beta Paida Huwa Hai Sardar-Wah G Wah Kya Technology Hai BV Meri Hospital Me Hai Aur Bachcha Ghar Paida huwa Hai....
Kaisa lagta hai? Barsti barish me, hawa k jhoko k sang Khamoshi se chalte hue, koi hath tham k haule se keh de! "GOBAR" hai zara d...
Hum To Dosti Ke Saudagar He Dil Ka Sauda Kar Jayenge, Agar Ap Honge Humari Dosti Ke Khariddar, To Dosti Ki Kasam Hum Muft Me Hi Bik Jayenge....
Santa at petrol pump-1-/Rs ka petrol dal do Salesman-Itna Petrol dalwa k kaha jaoge? Santa-Kahi nhi, hum to aise hi paise udate hai. www.sms...
Santa driving on d wrong side of a one way Road, became upset n said: SHIT!, I think I m late to the function.... All r going back. www.smsm...
Santa Prays Daily 2 Hour-Hey WaheGuru Meri Lottery Lagade 11 Sal K Baad WaheGuru Gusse Me Prakat Hoke Bole- Abe Santa 1 Bar Ticket To Le le....
Banta 2 santa-Muze Apni Ring De Do Mai Ring Ko Dkh K Tmhe Yaad Kruga.. Santa-Tum ye Soch k Yaad Krna K maine Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di. ...
Santa said something in Banta's ear & Banta died. Take a wild gues what did he say? "Dhishkiyaon" www.smsmasti.net
Wife: Suno Sunday Ko Mai Enjoy Karna Chahti Hu,Maine Cinema Ke 3 Ticket Mangva Liye He Husband: par 3 Kyo? Wife: Ek Aapke Aur 2 Aapke Mom Da...
Jab aap paida hue, tab sara aakash jhuma, devtao ne dance kiya, ghi k diye jalaye gaye or Brahamaji bole "chalo chutkara mila, ab duniy...
Kash is 'SMS'ki aankhe hoti to apko dekh pate, kash is 'SMS'ki saanse hoti to apko mehsus kr pate kash is'SMS'ki zub...
Santa:mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gya Banta: phir tumne kya kya? Santa: maine usse kha Google pe search kar Lo. www.smsmasti.net
Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hai Lekin Khuch Insaan Pholon Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hote Hai Jaise KI Aap Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo... www.smsmast...
Santa-Yaar mere Baal bahot Gir Rahe hain. Banta-par kaise ? Santa-Tension Se. Banta-kis baat ki Tension? Santa-Baal girne ki. www.smsmasti.n...
Banta: Muze Mehanti,Saadgi Se Rehne Wali aagyakari Or Ghar Sanwar Kr Rkhne Wali Ldki Chahiye Banta: Mere Ghar Aake Meri Naukrani Ko Le Jana....
Can u think ki - - - "2+5=11" - - - - - kaise aye? Socho Nhi Pata To Suno...... GALTI SE...aur Kaise. www.smsmasti.net
Arz kiya hai, Aap Hamare diL me Base ho, Wah wah, Aap Hamare diL me Base ho, Wah wah, Thoda Side me Ho jao SaaNs Lene waLi Pipe me fase ho. ...
Shadi k dusre din beti apni ma se"aaj meri unse ladai ho gyi Ma-"beta shadi me jhagde to hote rhte h Beti-"vo to thik h pr a...
Meri Bhagwan Se 1 Hi Wish Hai Ki Wo Tum Jaisa Dost Har Kisi Ko De Kyoki.. Ye Saza Me Akele Q bhugtu? www.smsmasti.net
Ladki apne BF se:Mera Bachha Mera Ladla Mera Sonu-monu Mujhse Shaadi karoge? Bolo Baby BF: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt. www.smsma...
Pyar Me Chehre Bulaye Nhi Jate, Dosti Me Ehsan Ginaye Nhi Jate, Hm to Bahut Khush Kismat He, Kyuki Aap Jaise Dost Bar Bar Bnaye Nhi Jate www...
I have HANDS bt can't ALWAYS help U I have EARS bt can't ALWAYS listen2 U I have MOUTH bt can't ALWAYS talk2 U BT I have a HEART...
Zindgi meAgar Kuch bnna hai,To Apne DIMAG ki Suno Or dimag se b koi javab na mile To ankhe band kr k socho.. .Kya mere paas Dimag Hai. www.s...
Kash is 'SMS'ki aankhe hoti to apko dekh pate, kash is 'SMS'ki saanse hoti to apko mehsus kar pate kash is'SMS'ki zu...
Nadiyo k kinare tut sakte hai, Aasman k taare tut sakte hai, Magar is baat ki ummid mat karna DOST, Ki aap ko yaad karna hum bhul sakte hai....
Santa: Biwi se ladai khatm hui? Banta: Ghutne tek k mere pas aai thi Santa: usne ghutne tek k kya kaha? Banta: yahi ki bed k niche se nikal ...
Galib pe ladki ne pishab kar diya, Galib- E chanchal shok hasina ye kaisi nadani hai, Girl-Aap jiske sapne dekhte ho ye usi jheel ka paani ...
HUM APNE PE GURUR NAHI KARTE. KISI KO DOSTI KARNE KO MAJBOOR NAHI KARTE. PER JISE BANA LETE HAI APNA DOST . MARTE DAM TAK APNE SE DUR NAHI ...
Santa- Inse Milo Ye Meri Patni SANN0-! Banta- Ha Janta Hoon, Kisi Jamane Me Hum Ek Saath Soya Karte The Santa- Kya.? Banta- Haa Hindi Ki Cla...
Chandni Raat rahis Nadia k par rahis au Badal me Tara man k Nzara rahis, Taha le Premi Pyar se Muska k Premika le kahis: DARLING ! GUDAKHU k...
sab ke chehare me vo bat nahi hoti, thodese andhereme rat nahi hoti, jindagi me kuchha log bahot pyare milte hai, magar kya kare unse roj ...
Santa sittin on road, Bnta ask y r u wastin tym? Santa:I m takin revenge. Banta:Hw? Santa:Waqt ne muje barbad kiya h,ab me waqt barbad kar r...
'Mangi maut zindgi mili, andhero me bhi roshni mili! Puchha khuda se,Kya hai sab se haseen tohfa mere liye? Hume us haseen tohfe me Aapk...
KABHI dost khte the ki. JaaN b maango to haazir hai.. Aaj wo apne Girlfriend.. ko 'JaaN' kehte hai, SALO AB karo 'Jaan' HA...
Anjan Si Mulakat 1 Pehchan Ban Gai, 1 Meethe Se Rishte Ki Jaan Ban Gai, Kadam Tum Chale, Do Kadam hum Chale, Aur dosti Ki Raah Aasan Ban Gai...
Anjan Si Mulakat 1 Pehchan Ban Gai, 1 Meethe Se Rishte Ki Jaan Ban Gai, Kadam Tum Chale, Do Kadam hum Chale, Aur dosti Ki Raah Aasan Ban Gai...
Aaj mausam ko kya ho gaya hai, Dost mera jane kaha kho gaya hai, Hum unke msg ka intezaar karte reh gaye, Lagta hai koi aur unke msg ka haqd...
Santa:Kya Tumhari Underwear Me 2 Chhed hai? Banta:No! Santa:To fir Tange kahan se Dalte ho? www.smsmasti.net
KISMAT apni LIKHA k laye hai, YUHI apke KAREEB nhi aaye hai, HATHELI apni GAUR se dkho SANAM apki TAQDIR ki LAKEER hum BAN k aaye hai. www.s...
Socha Na Tha Ki Kbhi Apni DostiHogi, Dil Jiske Liye Ro Sake Waisi Ulfat Hogi, Ab Jannat Ki Galiyo Ko Kya Dekhe, Hmari DOSTI Hogi Wahi Jannat...
Though my sms are FEW Yet my heart is TRUE I got many friends NEW But not as sweet as U!. I never remember u bcoz i never forget u.. www.sms...
Aaj kuch baat kar raha hai dil, Shayad koi fariyad kar raha hai dil, Chupke se keh diya dhadkan ne, Wo TUM hi ho jise yaad kar raha hai dil....
Koi khawab in ankhon ne sajaya hi nhi, Hmare dil ki ghehrayi ko koi samajh paya hi nhi, hamari b Kami mehsus ho kisi ko... Khuda ne hame ais...
PAKISTAN Means:- P: Pyar A: Aman K: Khushali I: Insaaf S: Shanti T: Tarakki A: Ahinsa N: NOT Available Here! www.smsmasti.net
Hawa ke aanchal pe jab chandni dhal jaye, to nind ki gehrai me chand so jaye, Hum ko to rat bhar jagna manjur hai, par khuda se duwa hai apk...
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market. www.smsmasti.net
1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae? 2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki So Hi Jae. www.smsmasti.net
Santa Bilgates se- tum pagal ho Bil-Y? Santa-Tumhara surname GATES hai aur business tu WINDOWS ka krte ho. www.smsmasti.net
IN INDIA If lady is pregnant by One man: Child's surname is Singhal if2-Dubey if3-Trivedi if4-chaturvedi 5-pandey by all-mishra & by...
What will be the ad for Petrol in YEAR 2019 - - - - - - - Buy 10 litre Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano FREE www.smsmasti.net
Rangeen ho tum Rango se jyada, Mehkte ho tum Phulo se jyada, Smart ho tum Mujhse jyada Agar ye sochte ho tum to. "Bewkoof " ho tum...