Gamo ki dhup me kabhi jana na pade, in pyari palkon ko bhigana na pade, bin mange hi mil jaye khushiya itni apko, ki fir kabhi kisi duaa k l...
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Gamo ki dhup me kabhi jana na pade, in pyari palkon ko bhigana na pade, bin mange hi mil jaye khushiya itni apko, ki fir kabhi kisi duaa k l...
In andhero ke liye kuch aftab manga hai. dua me hamne dost kuch khaas manga hai, jab bhi manga us rab se to aapke liye khushiyo ka pal behee...
Wats attitude? 3 Ants saw an elephant coming! 1st Ant:-V will break his leg, 2nd:-V will kill him, 3rd:-Leave him tuday,he is alone & v ...
check ur brain: Apna sir cow k aage kar k dekho agar wo dur jaye to samjho gober bhara hai aur agar paas aye to samjho us me bhusa bhara hai...
jitna dostana paya hai aapse us se aur jyada pane ko ji chahta hai. jane wo kaunsi khubi hai aapme k zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ko dil chaht...
PADHTE raho? PADHTE raho? Besharmo ki tarah msg PADHTE raho Jab sharm aa jaye to msg Kar dena! www.smsmasti.net
Santa london k Hotel me murgi khane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter: what do u like to have sir? Santa: Eggs'mother.!...
movie title in 36gari: titanic-nauka ma dauka anaconda-atak bad doddhiya batman-chamkadra dauka tom n jerry-bilai au musua saturday nit feve...
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing hai? 2 baar padthe ho sharam nhi ati? ABC me (1 ) kahan ata hai? www.smsm...
Aap ki yado ka Mahal banaya humne, Arzu ka diya isme jalaya humne, Ae Mere Dost! Tujhe Meri Kasam Koi Wo lamha bata Jisme tujhe bhulaya hamn...
Wada kiya hai to nibhayenge Suraj ki kiran bankar teri chhat par aayenge Hum hai to judai ka Gham kaisa Teri har subah ko phulon se sajayege...
Palko ko jab jab hamne jhukaya, Bas 1 hi khayal dil me aaya, k jis khuda ne aapko banaya, Aapko dharti pe bhej kar vo khud kaise ji paya. ww...
1 Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gya Officer Ne Pucha "Tumhein Hm Kis Liye Rakhein?" Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab diya "andha-...
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum, Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum, Phool to khubsurat hote hi hai, magar Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum www.smsmast...
Jab kabhi mausam me khushbuu bikhar jaay... Jab chandni me raat nikhar jaay...... Jab kabhi bewajah ye dhadkan machal jaay..... to samaj len...
Kisi k "PYAR" ko bhulana na aya hume, Kisi k "DIL" ko dukhana n aya hume, Kisi ki "YAAD" me tadpna to seekh Li...
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske Dil pe chaya hoga, pehle socha hoga tujhe JANNAT mein rakh lun phir usse mera khayal ...
Har Lämha ek Khayal, Har Khayäl ek Säwål, Har Säwål ek Jåwàb, Har Jäwàb ek Umèéd, Har Umééd ek Säpnä, Har Såpnà ek Armän, Har Armän ek Yääd...
In a park 2lovers eating chips by looking into each others eyes Girl: dear,wt r u thinkng rite now? Boy:tu mujse zyada chips kha rahi hai bh...
Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Na Ulaj Jaya karo Kabhi Hamari Yaad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Ka...
Har Kadam pe Aapka Ehsaas Chahiye , Mujhe Aapki DOSTI Bhara Saath Chahiye , Khudah Bhi Ro Pade Hamari Judaai pe , Aisa Ye Rishta Khaas Chah...
Wo aye or hum dekhte rahe. Wo muskurae par hum chup rahe. Wo bolte rahe or hum sunte rahe Par jab wo jane lage to hum chillae "Sir,atte...
I Give up my shoulders to cry, Hands to hold u, Legs to walk with u, But i cant give u my Heart to u B'coz it's not with me it's...
I love my eyes when u look into them. I love my name when u say it. I love my heart when u love it. & I love my life when u r a part of ...
HEART is SpEcIeL word for Love, Love is SpEcIeL word for care, Care is SpEcIeL word for u, and "U" r always SpEcIeL for "Me...
Yado me na Dhundo Hame, Dil me bas jayeenge, milne ki tamanna ho agar DIL me MOBILE ON karo, Hum to INBOX me hi mil jayenge www.smsmasti.net
khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti, Har kisi ki niyat beiman nahi hoti, Kabhi manga hoga aapne ek pyara Dost, u hi aapki hamse pehchan nahi h...
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....! www.smsmasti...
Ankhon k liye gajar ka juse sehat k liye mosmi ka juse dimag k liye badam ka juse call nahi to miss call hi kar liya kar kanjuss. www.smsmas...
Na koi pal subah hai, Na koi Lmha sham hai, Hr pal hr lamha ap ke naam hai, Ise sirf sms na smaj lena, Ye hmari traf se apko"I miss U...
Zamane ki har jannat tumhari hogi. Ye aasman ye zameen tumhari hogi. Mujse kah bhi na paoge us se pahle.... mere hisse ki har khusi tumhari ...
If God gives me 24 hr before Death, i will spend 23.59 minutes with u, N in last 1min, i will press ur Neck & say, chal na Sath chalte h...
Santa: Muje Shak Hai,Meri Biwi Ki Chaddi Tere Bedroom Me Hai Banta: yar Bhabhi Chaddi Kaha Pahnti Hai Santa: Are han Sorry faltu hi Tujh Pe ...
Yari imtihan nahi Pyar mangti hai Nazar aur kuch nahi Yaar ka didar mangti hai Zindgi apne liye to kuch nahi Lekin Apke liye Dua hazar mangt...
2 trees Katne pr 15 paper bante h which V use in 1 exam Join us 2 save trees SAY NO TO EXAMS Forward it 2 all good studnts Exam HATAO trees ...
Rabba..dukh na dena mere is Dost ko Chahe mujhe sukho ka pahad dede, Nayi cycle per ghume dost mera Mujhe bhale hi purani honda city car ded...
Friendship means:- U happy,i happy U sad,i sad U cry,i cry U laugh,i laugh U jump down frm building,i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak dhinc...
The best punishment to a boy:- Give him a mobile with lots of balance and girl's phone numbers And leave him at a place where there is n...
1 Dehati aurat cheque cash krwne bank gayi, clerk:-yaha sign karo! Aurat:-kaise? Clerk:-jaise khat k aakhir me likhti ho! Aurat ne likha:-TO...
God gave 2 Eyes 2 Arms 2 Legs 2 Ears 2 Lungs 2 Kidneys to us Why he's given Only 1 Heart Stupid DIL bhi 2 diye he bus dusra dhundna padt...
Tamanna bus itni h k uska pyr mile, izhar kre hm to uska ikrar mile, bus 1 bar wo keh de soch k btayenge, fir chahe 7 janmo ka intzar mile. ...
Consequences of American life style.. D wife rushd in 2 house screamng 2 her husband Darling, Come quick..! Ur kids n my kids r beating our ...
Santa likes to study in front of the mirror. Why? 1-revision ka time bachta hai 2-combined study hoti hai 3-ek dusre ke doubts clear kar sak...
Sath chutne se rishte nhi tuta krte, Waqt ki dhundh se lamhe nhi tuta krte, Log kehte hai mera sapna tut gya, Tutati to nind he sapne nhi tu...
Girl to Santa: Kya shaadi ke baad bhi tum mujhe itna pyaar karoge..?? Banta: Kyon nahin..? Main to diwana hoon shaadi-shuda aurton ka. www.s...
galti se sardar ji ladies toilet me ghus gaya saare mahilaon unko dekh k khadi ho gayi aur chillane lagi. Sardar: izzat dil me ho yehi kaaf...
Baat aisi ho k jazbaat kam na ho khayalat aisi ho ki koi gam na ho Dil ke kone me itni si jagah rakhna ke khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho...
Height Of Jhatka A boy aftr Having gr8 Time wid GF he Saw a guy's Photo in her Bag & askd-is heUr X BF? GF kissing Him said no Dats ...
tere chehre ne kuch aisa gazab dhaya hai, ki tere Husn se aaj chand bhi sharmaya hai, maang lete tujhe aaj uss khuda se, par woh bhi aaj te...
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chho...
“ U stole my memories-i Excused u! U stole my my laugh-i Excused u! U stole my my smile-i Excused u! But this is too much "Mere k...
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte, Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho, Usey apni awaaz ke liy...
Subah tumhari yaad I to miss kiya, shaam ko I to phir miss kiya, raat ko yaad I to aur miss kiya, par jab jaan par ban I to SMS kiya... ba...
Samjha do apni yaado ko, wo bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai, aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar, wo pass aakar rulaya karti hai. .....I miss...
Arz kiya hai... Yaar ajab tere nakhare, gazab tera style hain, Kula dhone ki tameez nahi, haath me mobile hai. www.smsGuru.we.bs
“Yaro ki yaari pe shak nahi karte jab hum bol rahe hai to bakbak nahi karte pareshan karte ho jab hum busy hote hai ab hum free hai to sms n...
नौकरानी : मालकिन आजकल मालिक उदास क्यों रहते हैं ? मालकिन : वो अपनी स्टेनो से प्यार करते हैं ! नौकरानी : नहीं वो ऐसा नहीं कर सकते ! यह सब आप ...
arz kiya hai... wo hamse khafa hai aap log soche rahe honge ki hum use mana lenge, par itna time kiske pass hai itne me to naye pata lenge. ...
1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye Kaise ? ? Ship band ho gaya our sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar gaye...
Jungle me sher aa gaya Santa ne mitti uthayi sher ki aankh me dalke bhagte hue chikha'Abe Bhag' Banta :Main kyun bhagu? Mitti to t...
Jab dil udas ho hum se baat kar lena, jab dil chahe hum se mulakat kar lena, yu rahte hai aapke dil k 1 kone me, mile kabhi waqt, to hame ta...
Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai, Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai... Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae Dost, Bas gali wali Jamad...
Boy- wah! kya dress hai G-thank u Boy-kya lipstick hai Girl-thank u Boy-kya make up hai Girl-so thank u BHAIYA Boy- fir b sunder nhi lag ra...
Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neche kar k faansi de do! www.smsGuru...
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."...
Munna : a cirkit a barish k vakt bijli kyu kadakti he cirkit : bhai bole to god torch marke dekhta hoga kahi sala sukha to nahi reh gaya...
Hamari zindgi me apka mukam bahot khas he, Harpal apki dua ka ehsas he, Jab bhi apka sms nahi aata, To lagta he hamare mobile ka UPVAAS ha...
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career P Mod De Ishq Aur apni GF MERE liye Chhod d...
Hamse mila nai or yad de gaya koi Bat ki nai or kwab de gaya koi Ab koi hame itna bata de Ye pagalpan he ya Hmara dil chura le gaya koi?...
Santa:Yar banta tere ghar me'LATRIN' bani hai kya? Banta:Ha bani hai.Aur tere ghar me.Santa:Nahi yaar mere ghar to DAAL CHAAVAL bane...
Bade arman se banvaya hai, ise roshni se sajaya hai, bahut dur se mangvaya hai, zara bahar aake dekho... aapko Good Morning kahne suraj bhi...
Dosti Aur Barish Dono Ek Se Hote Hai. Fark Sirf Itna He Ki Barish K Sath Rahker Tan Bhig Jata He Aur Dost Se Dur Rahker Ankhe Bhig Jati H...
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya... www.smsmasti.net Kaun j...
Rishte nibhana hame bhi sikha do zara, is Dil ke kone me hame bhi bitha lo zara, hum apko yaad aate hai ya nahi, ek msg karke ye bata do za...
Raat jab kissi ki yaad sataye, Hawa jab baalon ko sehlaaye, Kar lo aankhe band aur so jao, Kya pata jiss ka hai khayal wo khawabo me aa ja...
Ek KABUTAR itna uda..... itna uda..... itna uda,..... bahut uda..... bahut upar gaya..... itna uda..... Itna uda..... BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAH...
Baith kar unki zulfo ke saaye me, swarg jaisa anand Aaya wah !..wah..! Biwi ne Dekh Liya or Shaam ko Hospital me hi hosh Aaya... www.smsGuru...
Kuch Yaade Yad Rakhna,Kuch Baate Yad Rakhna,Umar Bhar Sath Rahe Na Rahe Hum,Hum Sath Rahe The Kabhi Bas Ye Yad Rakhna www.smsGuru.we.bs
Koi apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nhi Darna Bhi Mat Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna Tumhe kaise pata chala www.smsG...
Har Subah Ko Apni Sanso Me Rakho; Har Shaam Ko Apni Baahon Me Rakho; Har"JEET" Aapki Hai Bus; Apni"MANZIL" Ko Apni Nigah...
Ho aapki life me khushiyonka ka mela, kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela, sada khush rahe aap ka basera, i wish u very Happy SAVERA. Good Mor...
Teri khushi se hi nahi,Gam se bhi rishta hai mera.... tu Zindaji ka ek aham hissa hai mera.... Ye dosti tumse sirf Lafzo ki nahi...... Ruh s...
Nikalte hai aansu jab mulaqath nahi hoti, Tut jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti, Apni dosti ki kasam aye mere dost, Aisi saans nahi lete jisme...
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Na Caroodo Me Na Laakho Me Na Hazaaro Me Na Chaand Me Na Sitaaro Me Humne Aapko Dekha Hai... CHAPPAL Churate Hue Gurudwaro Me. www.sm...
Bus chali...... Jhatka laga, 1 sardar 1 ladki pe ja gira, Ladki boli:badtameej kya kar rahe ho. Sardar bola:Ji punjab UNIVERSITY se B.Com. K...
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja ha...
Har Subah Ko Apni Sanso Me Rakho; Har Shaam Ko Apni Baahon Me Rakho; Har"JEET" Aapki Hai Bus; Apni"MANZIL" Ko Apni Nigah...
Kyu Kbhi Na Aya Wo Mere Sath Chal K Hamesha Gaya Wo Muje Nzar Andaz Krke Maut Par Agr Meri Wo Aye To Keh Dena Abhi-2 Soya Hai Tuje Yad Kr K....
What is Ratan Tata's favorite song? Santa: Jabse tere naina, mere NANO se laage re.... www.smsGuru.we.bs
Jindgi ''TAJMAHAL'' ho jaye, chandni kil ke ''KAMAL'' ho jaye. tum jo ban jayo ''DOST'' mere...
Sardar was fucking a girl. Ek aadmi dekh raha tha. Sardar:- Kya dekh raha hain? Aadmi:- Mera number kab aayega? Sardar:- Is ladki ke baad ww...
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks 'aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek h...
AaJ Suraj Nikalne K Bad B Ankhe Nai Khuli, Coffee Pine K Bad B Mood Nai Aaya, Sochte Rahe Kya Hua? Phir Yad Aaya K 'Ek DOST se GÜdMRInG ...
Santa: Tum Dusaro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hoon. Banta: Maaf Karna Mujhe Nhi Pata Tha Yeh Baat Gupt Rakhni Hain www.smsGuru.we.bs
Thodi si hi sahi, magar ek yaad to hai, kuch na sahi magar koi baat to hai, na soch kar bhi kisi ko hum sochte hai, nigaho se dur hi sahi,ko...
Dad: Exam Me Pas Ho Ya Fail Tume Bike Dunga Son: Thnk u Dad: Pas Hua To "APACHE" Collge Jane K Liye Fail Hua To "M80" Du...
Real Love Song: Bazigar O Bazigar, Apni Mummy Ko Razi Kar, Ooo Tune Dil Mera Toda, Maine Fevicol Se Joda, Mere Fevicol Ka Paisa Vapis Kar. w...